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pantslessprogressive:

Awesome:

Trent Franks, the Arizona Republican who proposed a 20-week abortion ban in Washington, DC and then barred DC’s pro-choice female delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton from speaking out against the measure has a new problem on his hands: a flood of DC residents who are bringing their municipal complaints directly to the Congressman, who they’re calling “Mayor.” From potholes to rodent problems to public transportation complaints, DC residents have followed Franks’ lead and begun funneling their problems to him rather than the city’s own government. […]

The protest was a cooperative effort between Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington DC and a group called DC Vote, which aims to secure representation for DC in Congress.

Today, about 50 DC residents eagerly waited outside of Rep. Franks’ door, ready to let “Mayor Franks” know how he could make his newly claimed city better. According to the Huffington Post’s Laura Bassett, some carried plastic rats, some toted pictures of the potholes they wanted Mayor Franks to fill, and some brought disputed parking tickets.

Do not mess with the uteri of DC.

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collegehumor:

Sandwich Includes “Bag of Dicks”

This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.

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collegehumor:

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 

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collegehumor:

Shitfaced Mondays Cancelled due to Physical Violence

If it had been psychological violence they could have looked the other way. 

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collegehumor:

Ridiculous History Channel Disclaimer

“But I saw it on the History Channel. It MUST be true.” 

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collegehumor:

Darth Vader and Batman Face Off on the Subway

Oh no, if Vader force-chokes Batman his voice will be all raspy.

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The press still thinks [global warming] is controversial. So they find the 1% of the scientists and put them up as if they’re 50% of the research results. You in the public would have no idea that this is basically a done deal and that we’re on to other problems, because the journalists are trying to give it a 50/50 story. It’s not a 50/50 story. It’s not. Period.